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8 New Christmas Suits: Ridiculously Early Sneak Peak

We know it's only October, but these have sold out in most styles and sizes before Thanksgiving for three years running.
Introducing 8 new holiday suits, with 8 different personalities. If you pre-order now, you'll get the one you want and a little discount from Papa Shinesty.
The Nordic Gentleman
Who It's For: The Perfect Couple
You know who you are. You host charity balls, have a perfectly manicured lawn, and your Christmas lights go up on November 1st sharp.
The 50 Shades of Santa
Who it's for: The Holiday Lover
This suit is just like the novel that inspired its name, only with way more sex.
The Christmas Casanova
Who it's for: The GQ Model
By some freak accident, we actually made a suit that isn't completely visually offensive. We won't let it happen again.
The Bi-Polar-Bear Bandito

Who it's for: The Drunk Guy

Perfect for taking shots with your boss, hitting on your co-workers, and making sure your dad stays disappointed in your life choices. 

Penguins And Trees And Bears, Oh My!


The Puppy Style

Who it's for: The Dog Lover

There's no telling what will happen when someone adds peanut butter to the mix. 

Bow Wow Wow Yippie Yo Yippie Yay


The Basic Snowflake

Who it's for: The Guy Whose Significant Other Buys His Clothing
For far too long this writer's girlfriend has demanded we create a snowflake suit and matching dress. In a sad, desperate attempt to hold onto a crumbling relationship, I lobbied internally to get this done. I am pathetic.
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