We know it's only October, but these have sold out in most styles and sizes before Thanksgiving for three years running.Introducing 8 new holiday suits, with 8 different personalities. If you pre-order now, you'll get the one you want and a little discount from Papa Shinesty.
Who It's For: The Perfect CoupleYou know who you are. You host charity balls, have a perfectly manicured lawn, and your Christmas lights go up on November 1st sharp.
Who it's for: The Holiday LoverThis suit is just like the novel that inspired its name, only with way more sex.
Who it's for: The Drunk Guy
Perfect for taking shots with your boss, hitting on your co-workers, and making sure your dad stays disappointed in your life choices.
The Puppy Style
Who it's for: The Dog Lover
There's no telling what will happen when someone adds peanut butter to the mix.
The Basic Snowflake
Who it's for: The Guy Whose Significant Other Buys His ClothingFor far too long this writer's girlfriend has demanded we create a snowflake suit and matching dress. In a sad, desperate attempt to hold onto a crumbling relationship, I lobbied internally to get this done. I am pathetic.
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