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When LL Bean and The Brooks Brothers wrote the book of fashion, they foresaw four icons that would catastrophically alter the culture of clothing forever: The Griz Coat, Butt Snorkeler, Pit Viper, and Dong Sarongs.

These Are Their Premonitions Incarnate:
                                                                                                                   

Rider I: Dong Sarong

The pandemic it unleashed...

 

“We looked, and there before us floated a white swan. Mothers immediately and instinctively shielded their kin's eyes from its rider. For this rider was given the special power to blind by bare skin, a stray-pube-laden bikini line, and the hungriest of hungry-bums the world had ever known." - The Brooks Brothers, 1833

Rider II: Butt Snorkeler

Its plague upon fashion...

“I looked, and there before me stood the Butt Snorkeler. He held a snorkel, and had been given a mission to bring caboose spelunking out of the shadows and into everyday activity. He rode out as a conqueror, hell-bent on spreading a new way of life for the most luscious rumps of the world.” - LL Bean, 1912

Dive Deep

Rider III: Pit Viper

The hell it unleashed on Earth...

“Then a fiery red Siren appeared atop a douche-lord hoverboard. Through heavily-mirrored shades, its rider was given the power to capture wandering eyes instantly." - Elisha, Daniel, Edward and John Brooks, 1833

Undress 'Em With Hidden Eyes

Rider IV: Griz Coat

The primal mayhem it brought...

 “...and there before me was the rider dressed as a white bear. It arrived on a Sharper Image scooter (that kids normally returned in exchange for the superiorly-constructed Razor brand scooter with the wheelie bar). How could one be so animalistic while moving so far away from humanity, yet remain wholly human?" - Leon Leonwood (LL) Bean, 1912

There's Nothing Human About It

                                                                                                                                      

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