Rider I: Dong Sarong
The pandemic it unleashed...
Rider II: Butt Snorkeler
Its plague upon fashion...
“I looked, and there before me stood the Butt Snorkeler. He held a snorkel, and had been given a mission to bring caboose spelunking out of the shadows and into everyday activity. He rode out as a conqueror, hell-bent on spreading a new way of life for the most luscious rumps of the world.” - LL Bean, 1912
Rider III: Pit Viper
The hell it unleashed on Earth...
“Then a fiery red Siren appeared atop a douche-lord hoverboard. Through heavily-mirrored shades, its rider was given the power to capture wandering eyes instantly." - Elisha, Daniel, Edward and John Brooks, 1833
Rider IV: Griz Coat
The primal mayhem it brought...
“...and there before me was the rider dressed as a white bear. It arrived on a Sharper Image scooter (that kids normally returned in exchange for the superiorly-constructed Razor brand scooter with the wheelie bar). How could one be so animalistic while moving so far away from humanity, yet remain wholly human?" - Leon Leonwood (LL) Bean, 1912
So Nice We're Bringing 'Em Back Twice
Ride Out & Shine On