Getting a $20 check from the IRS is like a 1-minute sexual encounter. You still get some, but it could have been a lot better. Since you did all that work for practically nothing, here is your chance to tell them how you really feel. Here's its address:
Department of the Treasury
Internal Revenue Service Center
Austin, TX 73301-0215
3. Spray Cash with the Strip Club Cash Cannon
$59.99 + Said Cash
It's the most satisfying way to pay for a dance. In a matter of seconds, you can watch all those hard-earned Washington's go toward rent.
4. Pop Bottles Like a Bugsy Seigel
$459 (reg. $499) + Magnums of Cristal
Assert dominance over your neighboring bottle service at the club by Al Capone-ing their ass and dousing their champagne sparklers out.
5. Unpainted Dinosaur Head Mount
$220 + Shipping and Tax
It's totally unnecessary and completely immature, but it may just help you impress that one person who's dumb enough to believe it.
6. Pedal Pub
$40,000 + Drinks
It's time to own the Tour de France of pubs. You burn the calories immediately and if you get pulled over, everyone splits the BUI.