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The Guide to Smuggling Booze

Fanny packs weren't just made for hiding illegal vices at festivals, county fairs and high school reunions. With some quick MacGyvering you can smuggle bagged booze too. Here are the steps.

1) Get Da Hooch

2) Snippy Snip

3) Stuff Hooch in Pouch

4) Slap the Shit out of that Fanny

All Together Now

It's almost so easy you'd want to slap yourself for not thinking of it sooner. In case you've got the urge to make one now, here's 7 different fanny packs you can slice up.

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