The NFL Playoffs Are Here
It's the end of the season, and we're doing a sale on NFL blazers. MOST teams are getting 25% off, except those listed below that deserve special recognition.
That "toy" thrown on the field costs $9.99 (NSFW) on Amazon.com, so, it's fitting to reduce the blazer by 9.99%
It's 12.5%-13% because that's the amount of PSI that is supposed to be in a fully inflated football. You're probably going to win the Super Bowl, so we had to get one dig in.
No Air Needed
Kansas City Chiefs
We're Denver Broncos fans who are still bitter about the Chiefs keeping us from the playoffs. For that, blazers go up in price. No negotiating.
My Team's Worth Top Dollar
Green Bay Packers
This has nothing to do with the Packers but the way-less-cool Rodgers brother beat 25 other contestants to win the Bachelorette this year.
Who Really Wears the Belt?
You all finished 1-15 and need a pick-me-up. So, we're giving these to you. At least you have a free blazer and the first pick of the 2017 Draft. Just pay for shipping.
You Won't Need a Bag Anymore
We saw this fitting as Ike Taylor runs an NFL.com show called "Ike's Sexiest Plays of the Week" and subtlely throws a few dirty jokes in there.
We can't even make these. Jerry holds his own license. But in the meantime, you can sign this Change.org petition asking Jerry Jones to allow us to create a Dallas Cowboys Blazer for America's team.
Test the Waters & Shine On